Weird Teachers

[Yami DTL]

Have you had a teacher that talks in a weird voice or you think is weird? I have a teacher that is weird. My science teacher. She has this weird way of talking and says "Whos talking?" "Someone is still talking". she says it in a fast tone and i'm like "O_O". I sometimes act weird (thats a whole nother story). So...

Do you have any weird teachers?

[Zidane363]

It would have to be my English Teacher back in 6th grade o_O she was really weird. Everytime somebody makes a peeping sound she literally knows who it is O_O I really sometimes wonder how she does it ¬_¬

[ArrowCat]

My english teacher this year is really funky. She's kinda tall and has this greasy feeling about her...she treats us like babies, and the very first day of school, I began thinking of her as 'The Weed'. I would never call her that aloud of course...but when I think of her, that's the name that comes to my mind.o_O

[Zidane's True Love]

My math teacher Professor Van Vu. He comes from Korea so his english isn't so great. I remember the first day I had his class. People couldn't understand his accent and sometimes when he said the words "derivative" or some easy word like "addition" it cracks people up.

And he has a hard time understanding english sometimes. For example, he does a problem about the Chain Rule, then he does another example problem. When a person raises his hand to ask a question, the professor listens, asks him to repeat himself, listens again, and then he goes back to working on it. It's funny. But then that's probably why I don't focus a lot.

I bombed the midterm tonight btw. I'm so sad. *sigh* oh well...

[Sakura]

We hv a science teacher that spits and keeps on shaking his head when he talks~~~:P

[Dagger aka Garnet]

My 7th grade History Teacher used to sing in class...And she lost her pencil once so she made this song up about looking for her pencil...lol It was really funny

[CowgirlWolf]

gar! my Math teacher is messed-up. first period,monday morning she walks in the room shouting at the top of her lungs:
"GOOD MORNING CLASS,GET READY FOR SOME EXICITING MATH FUN!".Geez,my frist empression of her still stands (which dosn't happen very often).It's like she's on Prozac and Speed all at once. That much cheirieness really can't be healthy-_- .

[Izlude]

All my teachers are weird. They always try to act funny, but they never are (...Everyone else laughs though, so I guess it's just me.). I just think they're all weird for doing that.

[Aiyu]

My history teacher, says the stupidest jokes in the world. When makes a joke, everyone goes. AHAHAHAHAH.......NO!!! He likes to comb his mustache every five seconds and he likes to eat a lot of peanuts while he's teaching.

My math teachers says all these useless facts that dont even have to do with math.

[Akiross]

Had a life drawing teacher who was an ex-Karate champ and kyokshin karate teacher. Dunno why he decided to teach art of all things but he could draw. Had a mean temper and literally hit students if you were being stupid. He proudly showed one of his karate tournament photos on the classroom wall. Had a superiority complex but I got along with him well. He rocked. :D

[Geeds]

Well I once had teacher who had a shrunken head he brought it in for a history lesson:shock:

[Amethyst]

YEAH!Most of the teachers in my school are weird!!

~Our Maths Teacher does the Haka(Maori Tradtional Dance....Kinda)To our Class... o_O wheres maths....?
~Science Teacher looks like an Ape and acts like one :shock:
~and the Cooking Teacher...This onetime We made Fried rice she gave us 'Mixed Vegetable mixture'package each!then I poured it in and She started to shout at me!YOU ADD THE CARROTS FIRST!'Then just give ma a carrot... o_O'I thought....Weird....

XD

[Alaghelediel]

I've had many weird teachers...

-4th grade: First off, her name - "Mrs. Hooker" o_O Yeah...woo...O.o;;; (no offense to anyone here that may have that last name ^^;; ). If a kid got a paper cut or where upset or something, she'd always go "Are you alright are you alright do you need help do you need help?!?!" O.o I didn't like her.

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-5th grade: He looked like Jerry Sienfeld XD. He was obsessed with some old music band and brought in a video of their concert once. o_O My 6th grade teacher would come into the room everyday and have this 15 second conversation consisting of:
"5th: How are you today Mr. Towler?
6th: A 'wonnerful a 'wonnerful."

My 5th grade teacher also had the weirdest laugh.

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-6th grade: He was just awesome. He was hilarious. ^_^ Still my favorite teacher. In the class rooms, we have a TV and VCR hanging on the wall. He was walking by it once and accidentally hit his head on the VCR, leaving a mark on his forehead (my friends and I called him Harry Potter from then on ^-^). Lol, he went "OW! SHIT - I mean shoot! Shoot! I didn't cuss! O_o" XD Oh yeah, we were discussing science, and he did an experiment with evaporation and condensation. He took a bottle, filled it with water and mixted it with salt. He attatched a tube to the top of the bottle and put the other end on top of an empty bottle, all of this being done on a stove to heat the water. After the water has left the bottle and left the salt behind, the teacher taste-tested the water to show the salt was out of it. He sipped some, and then immediately set the bottle down and said "BLEH!!" and ran out the door to the water fountains across the hall to wash the taste out. ^_^

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-7th grade: Science teacher. He was a weird one too. If you made him mad, he would go into a lecture lasting the entire period. Students did that often. O.o Also, he was really strict about gum, yet he was always chewing it himself. -_- He's nice, though.

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-7th & 8th grade: Geography/History. Needless to say, he's the weirdest teacher I've had yet. I can't decide if I like him or not lol. My friend and I had numerous inside jokes about him, but anyhoo. If a student didn't do their homework or something, he would start immitating them in mockery, and would make weird faces and go "NYERRRR...I couldn't do my homework 'cause I was watchin' the TV!" or something like that. It was mean, but really funny. He's fun to mess with, too. >.>

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-9th grade: English/Literature. She's an odd one as well. She has the highest tolerance for misbehavior I've ever seen anyone have. It's amazing lol. We have *counts* seven guys in class that like to misbehave. It's crazy. o_O My teacher will usually go along with them with their comments, and sort of joke on them, if that makes any sense. She has a "Naughty Book" (rofl) which is a notebook with a :( on the back of it. She threatens to write down names in it when kids cause trouble.

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-9th grade: Biology (advanced). He's obsessed with deer hunting. He'll always tell us about his previous day with hunting deer, and how he was using a bow once and shot an arrow into a tree and couldn't get the arrow back out. Also, he insults people at random. For an example: "You'll need to study sections 1-4 for the test tomorrow, and in Katy's case, she'll need to study for several hours..." Of course, he doesn't mean any of it. He's pretty cool.

[Great Harlequin]

Oh dear God you want the list!!!

first there was a Science teacher at my school who when he came in the morning he lighted all the gas taps (not attached to bunsen burners!) to warm the room up!!!!
this same teacher apparently had a gas tap light (same as before!) but he turned the gas tap off before putting the flame out.... so the flame went back down into the main gas tank!!! at which point he clamly said "students you know that trick I did with the gas tap... its kind of backfired we have to go now!!" lol so the school had engineers in!! the teacher blamed a student for the 'incident' who got suspended for 3 months and had to pay the damages (about £2000) lol!!!!! oh and he used the teletubbies as examples in phisics!!!!! now his a vicar!!!

then there was old female history teacher with the moustach!!! and a bell to keep people in line!!!!!! she even threw stuff at students!!!

Oh yeah and my current chemistry teacher is also insane!!! he walks around in a pink/puple lab coat and calls all the blokes in our class big man and darlingo_O !!!!!! I just relised how screwed up the schools I go to are!!!

One English teacher ran off with a student!!!!

Then teacher that has got moved from department to department cos the teachers (let alone the kids) can't stand her!!!

[Il Palazzo]

Oh so many

Mrs Bird, my English teacher, got really mad at people for yawning during her lesson- suppose she thought they thought it was boring (she was probably right- but thats hardly our fault). However when my friend fell ASLEEP during her class- she didnt tell him off at all!

Mr Crossan, my history and governemtn and politics teacher. This man is a genius, I must add, but man can he talk. After cinema reveiw (my elective, which is a free time thing we have) I asked him whether he was going to see bowling for columbine- he talked for ten minutes! We used to spend entire history lessons going off on a tangent. But hes an amazing man.

As is Mr Hardingham, my physics teacher.. He has a ludicrously large physics knowledge (although ive managed to surprise him with different ways to solve problems hes set. heh heh)- he can basically explain almost anything I ask him about. Which is cool. I must remember to ask him why you can fold paper in half only 7 times. . . . .