View Full Version : Kuja's 'Thong'
May 11, 2003, 06:40 AM
So what's with the thong anyway? Kuja IS a guy right? eheheh... Seriously, i thought he was a girl when i first saw him...
maybe he's got sum surgar in his pocket... eh? ;) wouldn't he look nicer with a t-shirt and some sweatpants?
Mr. Owl... How many thongs does Kuja own?
Mr. Owl: let's find out! one....
(2 hours later)
Mr. Owl: ....one.....
I guess the world may never know...
(does that thing have hindges? or does it stretch...?o_O)
What if Kuja has an 'accident'? won't that thing get rusty?
it's a possibility...o_O
May 11, 2003, 08:02 AM
MWAHAHA! KUJA'S THONG! :D
Ames! Where are you!?! Heehee...
Lonsome, don't you know? It is the GREATEST OF KUJA'S EVIL!!! (http://www.quad9dyne.com/waat/kujaevil.htm) MWAHAHAHA! XD
But seriously... yes, Kuja IS a guy. There are rumors that in the Japanese version, he's supposed to be a girl, but I can definitely confirm that in both the Japanese and US versions, Kuja is most definitely supposed to be a guy.
Haha, anyway, it's just one of those bizarre costume ideas that Amano-sama came up with. Kuja's one of those characters you'd call "bishounen," which means "pretty boy," and that type of design is actually quite common in Japanese character design. ;) Anyway, as far as I'm concerned, though, Kuja never really acted particularly feminie in the game.
But you've gotta admit... it's a fun thing to poke fun of!! XD
May 12, 2003, 05:45 PM
Before I played the game, I thought he was a girl too... in fact, I didn't realise he was male until I joined this site... o_O...
... Then again, when I joined this site I hadn't actually seen him in-game.
May 13, 2003, 01:14 AM
Kuja is definitley a pretty boy. In fact he reminds me of another certain clown-looking bad guy from another FF...
May 13, 2003, 01:15 AM
Kuja has a thong. He is male. Making him one of my favorite males in video games. Nuff said. :D
Sir Iron-tail Fratley
May 13, 2003, 07:52 PM
Yeah. What IS up with the thong thing? Does he tape "it" up to his body, or does the thong do it for him...? Mabey he's a cross-dresser? Only Square knows...................
May 13, 2003, 08:06 PM
WAH! ;_; I'm not a cross-dresser... How many times do I have to tell people I'm not a crossdresser?
I'll have you know that my thong is very comfortable and have not, nor will I never, have an "Accident". My thong is Tightly clipped up... But I must admit... it dies rub.... *coughs*
May 13, 2003, 08:08 PM
I think in the original Japanese version he was a she -_-' Who knows? Maybe they duck taped it to him?
May 13, 2003, 08:33 PM
Originally posted by Seryle
I think in the original Japanese version he was a she -_-'
Nope, he was always a he, even in the Japanese game. :)
May 13, 2003, 11:52 PM
I feel sorry for Kuja AngelofDeath...
it must suck being looked down upon
how would i know? i'm numba one! no i was just kidding, i'm not really. i feel yah pain, Kuja
May 14, 2003, 08:10 PM
*sniffles* Thank you for your sympathy... *smiles graciously*
May 15, 2003, 12:46 PM
Hey, is it bad when a man wears a thong? My Dad wears a thong, too!!!:P Yeah, but...I think it´s ugly....but not on Kuja´s Body!!!!^_^
May 15, 2003, 08:06 PM
... o_O is ok to be scared now?
May 15, 2003, 08:14 PM
*Shudders at though of an old man in a thong* Ewwwwwww...
May 15, 2003, 08:22 PM
the mental pictures...! WHYYY! i'm scared! errr i don't need to know those things... i'm too young!
May 15, 2003, 08:45 PM
....This thread is getting pretty spammish.....
Some one boot it to the Asylum!!!!1
May 15, 2003, 08:53 PM
am i in trouble?
May 15, 2003, 08:56 PM
*blink* Heh... yeah, kind of spammy. Oh well, it kinda started spammy anyway. Anyway, I have no problem with people having a little fun, but still...
Gettin' a little to carried away. ^_^
May 17, 2003, 09:32 PM
Ames! Where are you!?! Heehee...
AAAHHHHHH!!!!I NEVER WANTED TO MISS THIS TOPIC XD
I think his thong is ....b00tiful o.O
May 20, 2003, 01:31 AM
Kuja... Scary! Yeah he always looks femenish and it's really, plughy. Like when he wipes the blood off his forehead, he smiles in a freaky way.
May 20, 2003, 02:13 AM
Kuja is a narcisisist (sp?)
He's got the whole "Royal Disease" thing happenin' too.
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