The ten commandments of the Xbox

[Thief]

The 10 Xbox Commandments.

Thou shalt have no Xbox's over me.
Thou shalt not make unto thee any graven Xbox.
Thou shalt not take the name of the lord, thy Xbox, in vain.
Remember the saturday you play Xbox, and keep it holy.
Honor thy gamecube and PS2.
Thou shalt not kill friendly NPC's.
Thou shalt not commit adultery with thy Xbox.
Thou shalt not steal Xbox, only Xbox games.
Thou shalt not bear false witness when playing Xbox against thy neighbor.
Thou shalt not covet thy neighbors Xbox, unless its irresistable.


Think about this... its here cause I dont see any other place for it, so here it is. Anyway, what do you guys think? This is to be a thread debating the godliness of Xbox, and Xbox is god and lord of all IMO, maybe less than godly to the PC though.

[ThePrankster.]

Yeah Xbox all the way, you got my support dude.

[Geeds]

Ew. XBox can rot as far as I'm concerned. I don't like it, I don't need it, so it should be...um...dead.

Gamecube pwnz.

*gets sent to XBox hell*

Not to offend anybody, but I just don't really like it much.

[Kaii]

Mm, I like the Gamecube better, but I haven't played much Xbox, so it would be unfair of me to say. But I did try some of the games and didn't like any of them, and it's uglee. *shrug*

[ThePrankster.]

I like my Gamecube too I just dont like PS2.

[Mysterious Being]

I hate the XBOX.. its junk really.... a novelty-sized paper-weight at best :P

There really should only be one rule concerning XBOXs:

Thou shalt not have an XBOX...

Ok.. I'm done, as you can see, I dont really like the XBOX much :)

[seph]

This will probably be my last post for today.... but dude. Does PS2 have morrowind? Does it ahve mechassult? Or how about.... umm... other cool games... lol. But the X-box has the best future of any system, PS2 is slowly dying out. And gamecube didnt have a good start with zelda making it look childish. Dont get em wrong i have nothign against the other systems, i own them. But in my opinion, X-Box has the best future.

[Thief]

Yeah, Xbox does have the best future. It has a multi-billion dollar corporation backing it, too, so it can afford a few minor mistakes. Me, I like them all, thus a reason for comandment number five. But, honestly, its not fair how they market games. Transformers is on PS2 only, which I dont own, and I want that game badly! The closest thing I have is mechassault, which isnt the same cause of no vehicle mode. I wish the three companies could merge into a superconglomerate, but then theyd charge an outragious price for everything and wouldnt have a need to do anything noteworthy... Economics are annoying.

[ThePrankster.]

Anybody that has an Xbox got live? Im looking to add to my friends list.

[seph]

I will be getting it soon... WHen i get cable. I will probably have a name like seph or sephlezar... What kind of live games do you have prankster?

[Ogloppest]

Oaky, does Xbox have any Final Fantasy Games? No. Does Xbox have the best graphics comapard to the other comsoles? Pretty much. Does Xbox have Ratchet and Clank? No. Is Microsoft and evil, EVIL! company? Yes. :P

[AP]

As someone who analyses the gaming business closely as a freelance journalist.. I say Xbox will EVENTUALLY Crush Sony.

[ThePrankster.]

I will be getting it soon... WHen i get cable. I will probably have a name like seph or sephlezar... What kind of live games do you have prankster?

Live games that I have:
Splinter Cell: Pandora Tommorow
Mechassualt
Phantasy Star Online

Live Games im looking to get:
Full Spectrem Warrior
True Fantasy Live Online
Halo 2
NHL 04/05

[Thief]

Oaky, does Xbox have any Final Fantasy Games? No.
Who cares?

Does Xbox have the best graphics comapard to the other comsoles? Pretty much.
Obviously. It has the best Online Multiplayer system, too.

Does Xbox have Ratchet and Clank? No.
Yeah, that games fun, but its a good trade-off for all that xbox brings.

Is Microsoft and evil, EVIL! company? Yes.
Thats what gives it its staying power. It is an evil megacorp that has lots of money to keep it alive and make it better than those other consoles.

[Ogloppest]

You know what Kai? Your right. I think I'm going to go out to buy one right know! (I'm not being sarcastick(spelling?))

[seph]

Nice prankster. We will haveto play sometime. :) I have counterstrike for the x-box.... pretty dull. How are your mech skills? lol.. But anyway.. Ok here is the only reason you need to say x-box is the best.....
Halo.

[Letara]

If freaking Microsoft hadn't bought Halo for their freaking X-Box, Halo would habe been a freaking PC-game in the first place.
I can't imagine, how people can play 3D-shooters on consoles... :retard:

[drowned_panda]

It's big, it's ugly, it looks cheap and nasty and the controller is rubbish.

But Outrun 2 is coming out on it.

OUTRUN 2!!

Repeat: OUTRUN 2!!!

Once more: OUTRUN 2!!!!

I've converted. o_O

[Thief]

It's big, it's ugly, it looks cheap and nasty and the controller is rubbish.

Arent you just saying that because youre envious of its size?

I like the controller, though... The S-type controller fits perfectly. Its just, what the hell is outrun2?

[BoardshortBandit]

I own and enjoy my Xbox, I also own a Gamecube and a Ps2. They all have their advantages. Xbox, online play and their graphical capabilitys are great. Gamecube, has the always great, Mario, and Zelda franchises, both exellent games. And Ps2 is the veteran on the market, they know how to make quality games, and have a game for just about everyone.

[shinigami]

you have to remember that the only reason why xbox dont have final fantasy on it is because of the us government passing a law so bill gates cant flash money around to buy every gaming company there is and were not starting monopoly again

[Cheetah]

Why'd you revive this?

*locked*