I could rangle a couple Native American men for you for the right price.

Yeah... keep it on your own Cbox. Last thing I need is the Catholic Mafia on my ass... <.< >.>

Just think of the possiblities.

Hey, with enough liquor in the two of them you could have a Ménage à trois going in no time.

If you're willing to pay me enough money to get through the rest of College and start the foundation for a new career I can get one of my always drunk/attractive female relations to perform said request.

That makes you a Tudor! :p

True. Very true.

He seems to favor oral sex jokes for some reason. I'll take a guess and say he enjoys fellatio performed on him, I don't know.

That qualifies as interesting, alright. All mine means is that I'm the son of the son of a raven.

There really aren't too many other specifics than that, as you know many things are lost when your only way of keeping history is through word of mouth. :/