Spaz has too much medication in her system to feel any kind of pain be it physical or emotional. In fact, one could almost call her the Slowpoke of life. AMIRITE!? [/obscenepokemonreferencewithnospaces]
Oh! It's your birthday in May! *checks the DoB thing* 16 days after my own birthday, which is a good number because I am 16 years of age until 16 days before your birthday, which is coincidentally 16 days after my birthday.
*counts* That was 4 uses of the number 16, a strange coincidence as 4 is the square root of 16. Amazingly that sentence did not contain te letter P, being the 16th letter of the alphabet, however the word alphabet does contain the 16th letter of the alphabet (which happens to be P, the letter that occurs 16th when you look at the alphabet in order). Now I've used the number 8 times (the number being 16), an interesting number as 8 is 16 divided by 2, and as I mentioned earlier, 4 to the power of 2 is also 16. Indeed the number 16 features often in arithmetic, for example as one 16th of 256, which is 2^9 as well as 16*16. I've now used the number 15 times. Shame I couldn't slip in a 16th.
Also, wadda you mean the features failed? I loved them!