Sam

And then my Yorkshire friend running away from the mic because she got scared of Zak

Bollocks to that, I'll march right up there with my army of fluff and smother him to death. And I don't remember a thing from last night. What went on? Couldn't get into IRC but I do remember shouting "FUCKING YES MATE" to Rob on Skype

:] Score. All we need to do is send a partition to Blair.

Yes. Now I think about it. Yes it would =] Baileys for the fucking win, laddies!

hi Sam

Ergo, your cabinet period would rule.

XD Ah, well, you see, there was a little discussion on MSN me and Sam had a week or so back - hard to explain really, but basically we said you'd change our flag to the Union Tennant, make Baileys free on the NHS and have a National Kitten Appreciation Day.

Why am I being made PM?

That's right, Sam. After my brief visit to Alaska, I put a great load of snow into my freezer, and just before I send a message, I'll slap it with snow.

He rolls them around in the snow so they collect it and eventually grow in mass and size to proportions greater than that of other measly letters.