the amount of unfunny ones you find is amazing

Truer words were never spoken.

Including the Crunchie remark, which still makes me die.

Aye.

Also, my dad just sent me an email entitled scousers.

It contained a certain picture which we all know and love.

Why do I have the overwhelming urge to punch Avril Lavigne's face in? :angry:

Because her new song is the most annoying 'music' save for most gangsta rap shit this side of the sun?

"CHUCKLE Brothers star Paul Elliott doesn't have much to laugh about after a motorbike smash.

The children's TV favourite was injured when he fell off his bike during a family holiday on the Greek island of Kefalonia.

Paul, who stars with brother Barry in BBC1’s Chuckle Vision, suffered a broken nose plus cuts and bruises to both legs - and his Chuckle vision has been hampered by a black eye.

To make matters worse, a passing group of British tourists stopped at the scene of the accident but instead of helping him out, started shouting the Chuckle Brothers' catchphrase: "To me, to you."


XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

Beware the british tourist.

Jon, that's the best piece of written news I've heard in aeons.

I can't believe they use the phrase 'Chuckle vision'. My God, I have an urge to laugh loudly.

Not before I bid farewell to my dennal plan.

XD

I bet the paramedics used that phrase when they carried him away from the crash.

XDDDDDD

I'm dying just thinking of Paul Chuckle having a motorway crash in the chuckle mobile.

Been feeling down today and that cheered me up a bit. :)

My housemate once served him when she was working at Asda. Or was it the other one...? Hmph, does it matter?

I wouldn't mind serving a Chuckle Brother. There'd be endless laughter.

Or having a Scouser come up and ask something.

I woke up this morning with an "N" burned onto the back of my hand.

I have to stop drinking.

What a numpty.

DON'T YOU JU...wait what?

alright alright, Clam Down Calm down.

I'm calm,I'M CALM.

Also,calm doesnt sound like a real word after saying it a lot.

It's the same for every word, actually. :o They start sounding stupid. Like stupid.

stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid

Boom,insulted.

EDIT: this just happened midway through a phone call

Friend: this film is madness
Me: this film is SPARTAAA
Friend: must you do that every time the word madness is us-
Me: SPARTAAA
Friend: *hangs up*

God i'm an idiot.

yes, you are.

^ I was just about to say that, too! XD

Everybody wins!

EDIT: pausing doom 3 is very scary

Sure it is....

I have a feeling that sleeping in on accident might be a possibility tomorrow. It's 10:55pm and Major Payne starts on TV in 5 minutes.

God I love that movie.

Doom 3 sucked

Slightly late, but...

This thread was closed on December 4th, 2004 (the reason for it being closed began on Dec. 3rd), and reopened two days later.

I think I closed it as well at some point.

When a lot of newbies where being flamed I think

OMG, Miggeh was such a n00b! :retard: EDIT: Almost as annoying as Sepho*

I guess we all were at one point. ;_;

*you know I didn't mean that... Or did I? ¬_¬

Monty python and the meaning of life is the shit.

Every Sperm is Sacred is perhaps the greatest song ever to be sung.

Every sperm is sacred
every sperm is great
if a sperm is wasted
god gets quite irate...

http://vacuo.wordpress.com/files/200...-your-base.jpg

I still don't understand this,and i don't think i ever will.

I still don't understand you, and I don't think I ever will.

No'one understands me,for i am an enigma,wrapped in mystery,surounded by secrecy.

how can you not understand all your base.

Because somebody set up us the bomb?

Oh,i understand it now,terribble translation.

Thanks for directing everyone toward that brilliant piece of UFF history there Wofl. =P

But come on esp, it was funny! And as I said, we were all newbs once... :)

@ sepho: Are you sure you're not Peter Griffin? Oh no, he's waay smarter! (At least he understands sarcasm now!) :P

I am invulnerable to your intelligent insults,so hah!

Sony has really fucked up now.

Their game division made a 1.9 billion loss.