Kekekeke, there's not reason to be ashamed. I love sitcoms.
But the fact is that D&J feel a little creepy for me. The damn thing it's identical to my life!!!
I have a cousin who it's in Drake place, being the ladies man and popular. We went to the school together, and we both live together. I consider him like a brother, because we're chilhood friends.
My parents also behave the same as the D&J ones, with my mom being the smart and my dad the weird one.
Next, I have a li'l bro who is exactly as Megan, only that in male form. His only purposse in life it's annoy me and my cousin.
My last girlfriend was exactly identical to Mindy in so many ways (she always competed with me in some of the school competitions, we fell in love the same way, first from hate, and next to love, and she looked also identical. In fact, I think that's her younger sister. Also, she was very, very bossy towards me, and my cousin and bro hated at first, but then my bro started to like her)
And let's not start talking about how Josh it's idential to me. Same hairdo, same body (from the second to last season) , same behavior (I'm a jackass some times...

) , same popularity, same everything...
I feel the same all the time that I watch the show: It's an autobiography, and it helps me to learn how to live better. Also it's scares the hell out of me.