Shenanigans!!!!!!!!!

[FFIX Perfector]

Don't you hate the feeling when you get in trouble at school? If this hasn't happened to you.... thats good. But most would be able to relate to it.

At school what sort of mischeif (do you/ did you) get up to? This could get a bit funny but what's the worst few things you've ever done?

I get a bit silly at school, my friends are part of the problem. But then again our whole school is crazy. Josh threw a chair into a fan once. It snapped off the ceiling and broke a desk! Ha! Our social "group" I guess you could call it are a bit mad. We douse files in chemicals and when our science teacher told us NOT to put calcium into hydrochloric acid we did it anyway and blew up a beaker.

Setting desks on fire is another favourite, HUGE food fights at lunch breaks. You name it we've done something like it.

And I mean we're not normally bad, its all in good fun, only sometimes we get too carryed away...

In one of the food fights I smothered a whole tub of Yogo (a sludgey chocolate substance) all over somebody's head. 1 detention. When a freind was away we drew some dirty joke stuff in his health book. 3 detentions. etc etc

I guess its a bit stupid but theres a lot worse done by other ''groups". Any other things done by anyone?

[martialyin]

well I never done any little things in school they where always big things like when we where in science and our teacher told us never to put sul acid in with mercury but we did when she left the room and we run out of the class and down the hall all we heard was a huge bang we kinda like blow out the science room and we both got kicked out of school and we and our parents had to pay for the damage which came to something like was what was it oh year 1500 which was a lot of money back then lol but any how we're fine now and we can't take science classes anymore pmsl someone elses turn now then lol.

[Beatrix the Goddess]

I was a good little girl

...Most of the time

Hehe, I never did anything really bad. I didn't have the urge to and it wasn't worth the hassle. Just your average stuff like sitting on railings that you weren't supposed to, doodling on exercise books when it was forbidden, making deals with people about copying from them in language vocab tests (it's not cheating it's assisted help!), eating indoors & so on.

Yes I was very good

The only two issues with a bit more substance that spring to mind are when a bit of, erm....'interesting'...news about me got spread to the general public, and for a week or so any lesson I was in got completely disrupted with people yelling various things at me and asking questions. Haha, I was too soft, I went to my head of year & informed her I was responsible for the disruption and got about seven people out of detention. Why?

The other one was when the school drama group was putting on a show; Bugsy Malone I think, and myself & a couple of friends stole- um- temporarily removed the costume rack that was on wheels, and had fun whizzing round the sports hall on it, only to have a direct collision with our head of year. It wasn't pretty.

Oh yes and there was the time when there was a box put in the library for Valentine's Day, where people could post Valentines and they'd get delivered to the classes. A friend & I wrote a rather insulting, ok a very insulting rhyme about some of the teachers, and posted it for delivery. Anonymously of course The scene after that wasn't pretty either. Not that we got caught.

[martialyin]

Y eah I used to do that sort of thuing as well doodling all over my books but the teachers gave up in the end and left me do it lol.

[Setsuna May]

hehehe, I always am up to something.

One day, me and a friend were staring at this large open space (about 2 feet by 3 feet)at the top of one of the walls. (My guess is that it was a air duct of some sort that no one had put a vent over). Sooo, we started discussing why we thought it was there... neither of us could figure it out. So we decided (god knows why) that it would be a good idea to throw a chair into it. As soon as we did it we heard this loud crashing sound. So we ran back to our desks and pretended nothing happened. 5 mins later a female teacher walks into the room covered in white powder and she slams a chair that she brought with her down and says "I was in the falculty washroom and this fell onto me. Does anyone here know what happened?" of course, we couldnt stop laughing and got caught for that.

A week later we stole the filing cabinets that had all the marks and put them in the back of a random pickup truck. We never did get report cards back that term.

We tied up random kids with dental floss (again, seemed like a good idea at the time).

I got suspended for smoking on school property god knows how many times....

I once was suspended for trying to set the school sign on fire (how come they all seemed like good ideas at the time?)

Another time, I was suspended and the principle gave me the option of telling my parents myself or them telling them. So I said I would. And didnt. I just pretended to go to school. Then two weeks later the letter came explaining the suspension. *busted*

I got suspended for starting fights...

And yes, setting desks and chairs on fire was good fun. Also, setting papers on fire. Pulling fire alarms. And yes, I was partially responsible for burning down half of my school. Damn those Honda civics and how well they burn.

Who hasnt ever started a food fight? like, that is just classic.

Of course, we skipped school all the time. I usually had to skip at least one per day... Couldnt do the whole every class thing. We also got caught for fake bomb threats. And we figured out the PA system (announcements) and would basicly make fun of the staff. The we figured out the intercom system and would get each other 'dismissed' from class. I once was quoted as saying to my principle "shove your uniform up your a*s you fat b*tch. And I threw a chair at her.

I was always doing something.

I discovered the fact that, Yes, on the last day of school you can still get in trouble. You just serve the detentions and suspensions in the summer

[vegita]

well most the stuff do i never get caught but when i do i always get not to harsh a punishment just after school detention

I have a gym teacher who thinks he is a drill sargent so naturally he's the funest to play jokes on like hidding his desk in the closet or throughing fruit snacks at him

[Oblivion X]

I have done alot of stuff at school. but it is just normal.

I was having a stone war with this kid. Well my stone was stupidly un aimed and it hit the teacher. yup. I got busted for that.

I keep leaving school at lunchtime (i did that today too) i have been warned that they wil take disaplin further if they catch me again.

I pretended to kill someone with a knife .

sorry, i havent done that much stuff when i think of it.

[Akiross]

My kind of topic. Let's see, where to start.

Toilet papering everything from campus trees to teachers' cars. Good right before a rainstorm.

Our 'school' was mostly comprised of a 4 story building, so things flew off the higher floors quite often. The longest item thrown was a 'Super Balloon' filled with water. It needed at least 4 guys to carry that thing. The largest was a garbage bag full of water....while in a garbage can.

Hiding janitors' carts. I learned most of my Chinese swearwords this way. They'd go into a classroom to clean and leave their carts outside. They'd come out later to find their cart in a tree or on another floor.

Found out the hard way large school buses uses air brakes. Meaning, if the engine isn't running, the brakes don't work. We were goofing off in one of the buses and decided to release the parking brake. Went to press the brake, a weak 'psssh' noise emitted and we went rolling towards a wall.

High school races. We'd turn our parking lot into a very short drag race track. Fun to watch two cars line up, give it their all for only a 100 feet or so, then do it again. We left burnout/skidmarks all over the poor parking lot. They later installed speedbumps just because of us.

The super paperwad gun. Ever made those little v-shaped paperwads and shot them at your buddies using a rubberband? We decided to up the ante by making a really BIG paperwad and use a long rubberband. Had two guys hold the rubberband at each end, one guy pull back the paperwad and catapulted it towards our Japanese teacher.

Our school allowed students with cars to go off campus for lunch. For those days we didn't get back in time, a convinient phone call would come from our parents saying we had car trouble or something that would explain our tardiness. Only the phonecalls didn't come from our parents....heh.

Setting off flying firecracker bombs. Homecoming always meant lots of helium balloons and what better way to celebrate than to tie thunderbombs to them, light the fuse and watch the beautiful fireworks in the sky? Our first one was a dud where the firecrackers were too heavy so it just floated there. Talk about a brown underwear moment.

Pushing girls into mens' shower rooms....while guys were still taking showers.

Our school was backed by a stream and forest. We'd sneak into the trees early before lunch time, wait until underclassmen sat down to picnic and start eating. We'd then do a great wildman/gorilla imitation by shaking trees, throwing rocks, grunting and jump up and down. You'd be amazed how fast people run in fear.

Then there was college.....

[Draco]

I was a perfect little angel.

That's no joke. XD

What's happened to me...? Hahaha...

Well, I did get into trouble once for absolutely nothing. We were told to just sit on the spots. I'm also not kidding in saying it was fun.

And once I stepped outside in the rain. Yes, I got told off for that. Some people...

As I said, I was a perfect little angel.

...


during school hours... Hehehe...

Of course, when I got back from school I hit everybody.
Maybe not quite a little angel.

[Amy]

I'm an okay kid, I don't hurt anyone and I don't go around talking about people. The gluesticks incident.. my god. I have to share, if I haven't already.

My friends branden, terri and I were sitting in this class, cultures and customs, in 8th grade, with a teacher we absolutely hated. She had called my mom 2 days before claiming I had a bad attitude, which hey, I sat IN THAT DESK and I DID MY WORK! no complaining! She sent Branden out so many times for TALKING ABOUT WORK and, she hated Terri because she was self appointed gothic.

Now, because of this, we made her life a wonderful and beautiful hell. There was this one day close to the end of the semester when there was a box of gluesticks on the counter of the home ec room. Branden cannot sit still for 30 seconds without doing something either really dumb, really funny, or god help us Really smart. He opened the bin to see what was inside(gluesticks) , and looked at me and smiled. I go 'What?' and he said 'There's gluesticks in here'. So originally he and this kid Andy were throwing them around, and Andy stole his pencil and threw it at the ceiling and it stuck (foam ceiling). Branden got all smiley and took a glue stick, opened it,and yes children, He whipped it at the ceiling. It stuck there. Everyone was cracking up so bad, and the teacher didn't know why, so she started laughing which resulted in us laughing even harder. ...Needless to say, the next day the room owner came in crying because we were 'ruining her room' or some shit.

With that said, it's probably the only thing I've done wrong besides ditch over 50 times in 3 years at school. Flipped off teachers, sworn at teachers, but seeing as it's a city school, they don't care (at least at our school, you could get into a car accident and they wouldn't notice).

I'm a perfect little devil.
Right.

[Vivi_Stalker]

Hmm... As big as I talk sometimes, I'm actually a very meek and shy little schoolgirl.

I think the only thing I've ever done that got me into major trouble was when I kicked a teacher because he was barring me from beating up someone i really hated.

One other occasion was when I went on a ranting spree for my whole gym class. My teacher was insulting me because, as you may guess, I'm a little bumbling geek who trips over her own feet. ^^;; He then ordered me 50 laps around the room at an all out run.

...I countered by offering to do it, only if he could keep up with me. That enraged him, because I was insinuatiing he couldn't. He's a fat tub of LARD. I have no idea why the school board thought he'd be good for that job. Good example to set for kids...
Anyway, He started to make a comeback, and I started jumping up and down, waving my arms, "Hey, hey... Don't get offended! Hell, you're fitter than any of us! Look at that mass of muscles! I'm in awe at your phsyical prowess! I may FAINT! Look, you fat bastard, if you wanna go rounds, let's go! Insult me all you want, but I'm not the one who'd have a damned heart attack if they ran for more than a couple feet. You can take this class, turn it sideways, and shove it up that ENORMOUS CRACK of yours!" Flipped him the bird, turned, and walked out.

I think my brother did the same thing to him once, before my time, so he's used to it.... He deserved it anyway.

Then there's the assorted flaming emails I send to my history and English teachers. I can usually put them in their places, and that's saying something!

... I'm still such a wuss.

[Sky_kiD]

okay, this is about gettin busted at school? wicked

lets see, for half a yearm every time i walked into a class, the teacher had to smell my drinks, cause i would bring alchohol into class, but, unfortunatly for him, by the time time he started smelling them, i started finishing my drinks at lunch,
hmm, at my last school, we had about 8 mens washrooms,and for a bout a week, every one of them was locked ecxept one, cause i drew naked anime chicks fingering themselves on the washroom stalls, but it was funny, cause my whole class would be empty, and id go to the washroom, and they would all be there, and the stall would be locked

other stuff, well, going out to the bike rack , and disconnecting everyones brakes, installing sub zero trojans on every school computer, then ejecting the CD rom drives and SCARING THE SH!T out of people when that happened, ahh man, you shoulda seen them jump when we did that hehehe .. hmm... other mad stuff

okay, at my current school, one day, one of the teachers drives a geo and teaches in a portable, so, allthough i wasnt incoled, part of my class picked up the car, and pur it infront of the doors of that portable, and locked them in, that was good

but, yeah, drinking at school was the best, and the naked graffity, which shut down allmost all the washrooms

[Bliss]

You guys are all so funny!!!! By the way, what's shenanigans?

Well, you could say I'm a good girl at school too. But it really can't be helped since everything is reeeally strict here at school. If the discipline isn't maintained... ack .

The worst thing I ever did was to cheat in a test... well. We were supposed to do some questions out of an assessment book, and a classmate had the answer booklet, and we passed it all around the back of the class... I was hidden behind a stack of books, and besides, the teacher was sitting at a desk too preoccupied with something. So... I didn't get caught. In fact, I haven't even got the results for that test back....

I was in a terrific class last year, dominated by guys. They were always banging that same old rhythm on the class cupboard, desk or whatever. After a while we girls started likingit and clapping to it. And of course one of the times a teacher would stomp in and make us bake under the hot afternoon sun in the school.

I am such a angel....
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But you guys have so much fun! I'm jealous!!!

[Setsuna May]

My personal favorite was when we used to take a lighter and hold the flame up against a chair (to melt the plastic) then when it was almost liquid in one part, wed shove a pen in it, and hold it there til it dried. So all the chairs had random things sticking out of them.

ohhh, and our school's attendance system was done with computers, so we would sign in as late, then just not go to class. So, it would appear that we were there . Then they figured it out and called the classrooms to make sure we were there...

[Flicky]

My old school...I usally watched the stuff and sometimes joined in, but I'll just list some stuff I've helped with (Even if it was just watching for a teacher.)

-Places deoderent on the carpet, lit it on fire...leaves a burn mark on the carpet just in that place. (Watched for teachers and helped put it out)

-Set the school field on fire in a certain (My doing completely ) Made several small fires.

-Melted rulers/pens in the bunsen burners...cause some kids to leave the class due to the smell. (Helped do that )

-After disecting a cows' heart, I stabbed it several times, then proceeded to play catch with a friend, by throwing it over the classroom.

-Acid and base fights...I bet they regret place acids and bases in sqeezy bottles. (Helped do that)

-Placed a poem in a persons' locker...it culd have been taken about 3 diff ways...she took it the wrong way...teachers said who ever wrote it should be locked away in a mental house. . (My poem and writting...guess that means I'm insane.

-Crossed the road not at the light and got a dentention...proceeded to show up that weekend...made sure the teacher who gave me the detention was watching and sat on the road...proving that it is not a busy and dangerous road. (I made sure there was no sign of any cars and watched the road carefully...I'm not completely stupid...just a lil insane. .)

...that's all I can think of at the mo...