create-a-story

[Stormcrow]

......Please leave me out of the next story. I'm sorry, but they're kinda stupid and I don't actually act like the idiot you made me out to be in your little narrative.

[Psymon]

You guys need to chill. I SAID the stories are supposed to be funny. They don't have to make sence. Have I offended ANYBODY?Tell me what happened. And what makes you think we're all gangsters!? Don't get my story mixed with FK's. And Inuyasha , don't ack like a dick! These are science fiction and goofy. I wasn't making fun of anyone or attacking them in a slick way.

[AP]

In other words, do it properly or get the fuck out.

[Psymon]

If some of you here have removed the chickens from our asses....I'll make my next story.

Mt.Hellfrost was known for as a snowboarding resort to some of the greatest boarders of all time. Three of them were..BZero , Adam and Fayt Leingod. Bzero wanted to rule the hill , adam wanted to win money from the tournaments and Fayt wanted to be famous. August 12th 1997 was the date of the first televised tournament and the winner would recieve 50,000$ and their name carved in stone to be immortalized.

This is the start I'll finish later.

[Sum Mors]

Originally Posted by AP

In other words, do it properly or get the fuck out.

Would you mind if i quoted you some irony from one of the threads i created here?

[AP]

Originally Posted by Sum Mors

Would you mind if i quoted you some irony from one of the threads i created here?

The word penis springs to mind.

[Sum Mors]

And the statement, "This is the asylum, don't take it seriously."

[Psymon]

The first two entrees were Fayt Leingod and antman. The two were being transported by plan the the top of the mountain to begin the tournament and a conversation took place inside. "Hey , dude..be prepared to be crushed when you see all the girls surrounding me after the tourney!"said antman. "Oh yeah? The only way chicks are gonna want to be around you is if you somehow are able to mimic MY skills in this event." says the faithful Fayt. The pilot then turns his head and says to the boarders..."Ya know , this mountain ain't exactly all snow this year." antman looked out the window in confusion. "What do you mean , man?"asks Fayt. "You'll see , kid. You all see." answes the pilet. The plane landed and poth racers exited the plane and entered their marks. "I'll see you at the finishline , hotshot." said antman to Fayt. The starthorn sounded and both racers took off. Both racers speeding at 55mph dodged boulders and trees , jumped ramps and did tricks to impress the crowd. "I'll show you how it's done!"shouted antman. antman shot off a ramp and landed a clean double eggflip , but doing that only slowed him down , giving Fayt the lead. They both barely manage to edge a sharp , tight left turn. "This is my year!"shouted Fayt , more anxious than ever! As they reached nearly the end of the track , antman noticed that one of the trees was starting to change color. The tree shapeshifted into what seemed to be a mechanical giant scorpion! "What is all this!?!?"shouted antman trying to warn Fayt also. Pulled out a jump switch and knocked the scorpion over. A true display of power but only slowed down antman even more. Fayt reached a 20 sheer drop and took advantage of the massive air he aquired. He landed a backflip nosegrab , then soon after lost his ballance and fell over. That didn't give antman a better chance of coming back , though. 15 minutes of racing has past and Fayt holds the lead barely. antman finaly started to get focused and said.."This is it! My only chance!" antman speeds up to Fayt and lands a cheapshot elbow to the arm. "I can't lose this!"said Fayt nearly loosing control. Two more minutes of neck and neck battling and then antman gets carried away and tries a 360 tailgrab. He falls and Fayt reaches the finishline.
Fayt Leingod is announched the winner and advances. antman catches up with Fayt later in the lodge to congratulate him. "Here , you deserve this."says antman quietly. "I can't exept this , this is the same board that got you into major league , here. You're practicaly a legend."replied Fayt. "Nah , it's seen better days." said antman. and exited the lodge. A noviced asked him. "Why did you give him your baord?"

"It was a piece of junk" said antman with a grin on his face.

[Nipissing]

ooooo, a respect list.

[Letara]

Come on guys, stop flaming this thread.

[Psymon]

Originally Posted by Nipissing

ooooo, a respect list.

Yeah , a respect list. Ya ever heard of one of those things? It's what us oldschoolers use to put in our sigs. We quit now but I keep mine going.It all started from the forums of gamewinners.com . I am a decendant. It goes way back.

[Kaii]

Originally Posted by Minion

We had a thread like this, you know.

...Tony. How dare you use teh Cookie Monster for evil?!

I'd like to let you know that I am a cookie, and I find that offensive!

In all seriousness, we don't whore Cookie Monster out for the purpose of dumbassedness.

[Sioux]

Chapter 1, ...Another damn lame adventure story...

A kingdom once again is in peril as another age old, run of the mill, a dime a dozen, empire has rose from the ashes of a once peaceful and massive democracy. This new and ever conquering empire has, after annexing most of the countries of the world, sets it's domineering sights on the little kingdom of Forumland. As the empire's evil armies grow alarmingly near this little kingdom's brittle ever standing walls, a call for an army is made by the king of Forum land. Family after family sends their older children to train at forumland's main army base. All the family's send their sons,daugthers, fathers, brothers,sisters, and cousins to defend the kingdom. In this great time of crisis, however, six volunteers duck out of their training at the same time and find themselves meeting miraculously in the same hiding place. "You get the hell out of here now damnit," Vincent said as he motioned for Final_Kid to leave the cave he had found first. "Where the hell do you think i could go?" Final_Kid replied with the same angry tone Vincent so casually used. Vincent shrugged his shoulders in an uncaring way and motioned once more for final_kid to leave. However, right before final_kid was going to succumb to Vincent's demand four more people showed up running into the cave as fast as they could. "What the hell is this?" Vincent yelled as more people decided to intrude on his hiding place. "Shut...the...hell..up," one of the obviously out of breathe intruders said. "Why should I?" Vincent stubbornley returned. "Because there is a military patrol after us for deserting," one of the young men whispered. Time went by as slow as it could after that as voices and horses could be heard going by outside of the cave. They all didn't move nor said anything in fear of detection. Then as the noises stopped and only the sounds of birds and the wind could be heard outside they all started to move. "What are you all doing in my cave?" Vincent reiterated to them as he was once again in an uproar. "Shut the hell up man, damn," another young man said. "I know, it isn't even your cave," the young man known as Final_kid said. "Whatever," Vincent mumbled as he gave up trying and sat down against a stalagmite. "Well, thanks for defending us man, my name is AP and the young man next to me is named Sum mors," "good to meet ya," Final_kid said shaking the out strecthed hand of AP. "Who is the old man and the girl?" Final_kid asked retracting his hand. "Well, the old man's name is Okagi and this girl's is..well lets just say KAII," AP Introduced. "Awesome, good to meet ya, my name is Final_Kid and that grumpy bastard's name is Vincent." As they all started to get adjusted and settle into more comfortable sitting positions a massive explosion rocked the cave as a metallic flying metal contraption crashed through the cave narrolwy missing AP and Sum mors by afew feet.
In the burning wreckage they saw a man but he was dead as his body was burning in fire and he had a long metal pole through his chest. "Look he has something in his hands," AP he observed. They pulled a long plastic holding tube from his dead grip and saw what it contained. "These look like some kind of noted and observations which is written in a military script of some kind," Okagi said looking at the unrolled piece of paper. "We have got to get it to the army base," KAII warned well putting the rolled large piece of paper back into the messenger tube. "you know this feels weird," Final_Kid said looking around as if something was amiss. "You know, i think your right," Vincent said while standing up and joining the group near the wreckage. Then everything got quiet as they all tryed to think of what the weird feeling was in the air when it suddenly occured to all of them since they were all experienced gamers. "This is another damn lame adventure story," they all said in unison. As the realization hung in the air like a bad fart, another loud noise broke the silence but this time it wasn't man made nor human. A large Adamantoise sat in the darkness at the back of the cage roaring and moving faster and faster towards the group snapping it's large jaw full of teeth menacingly. "oh come on," Vincent whined as he joined the group in fleeing for their lives towards the caves entrance.

To Be Continued.

[Psymon]

Hey , man. That's some pretty good stuff. Remember guys , it doesn't have to be funny , it doesn't have to be serious. Just whatever you're feeling ya know. Just don't insult anybody. If you feel offended by the character you play in a story , just holler...and be cool. I'm not going to finish the snowboarding story untill I get a word processer and cut and past. I need to save time. But as a spoiler....Sum Mors and _J_ appear as a two man team to cheat the other boarders out of the prize money. They were paid off ofcourse. By whome? None other than yours truly , baby! The owner of the damn mountain , ME!!