Survivor: the Summons. Round Twenty-Four.

antman · Aug 3, 2005, 10:03 PM

"Quick and Painful, That's all you need"

Welcome to Round Twenty-Four of Survivor 3: the Summons!

Begins: 11.59 pm, 3rd August 2005
Ends: 11pm, 4th August 2005

Adam Ant here, your Famous Fruitcake of Survivor 3!

And greeting's to all you Survivors!

It seems you have all decided that Survivor is no place for pets...

Eviction Votes

Cerberus - 11
Hades - 5
Doomtrain - 2
Leviathan - 1
Phoenix - 1
Diablos - 1

Immunity Votes

Leviathan - 7
Cactaur - 3
Shiva - 3
Doomtrain - 2
Diablos - 2
Phoenix - 1
Hades - 1
Tonberry - 1

Thus the three-headed dog is scolded and sent to his dog house. There was a distinct lack of reasons why this punishment was handed out, with Magma Dragoon and General Grievous even losing all ability to communciate coherently, offering as they did "OMG BANDWAGON!!!111" and "OMGWTFBBQBANDWAGON" respectively.

Former Trend Setter's Bjorn and darkahamut just went with the flow this time, with the former going so far as to break his silence and admit "it's time for me to follow the bandwagon again." (_J_, meanwhile, has really let his persusive skills slide, this time trying to Evict Leviathan, the possible new favourite.)

Nipissing was trying out as a possible host for a reinvention of the old TV favourite "Surprise, surprise", while Kingdom Hearts Kid shows me up as a liar as he did give a reason, which was "I dont like the 3 headed dog". At least ThePrankster. was next and gave no reason, thus saving my face somewhat.

Elsewhere in the game, others were perhaps sensing that if you're going to boot out the pet, you've got to keep an eye out for the master and were trying to give Hades his notice. The first to make that move was Minion, who prefers pet to master and thus despaired that "You'll bandwagon Cerberus to death, anyways. Gangrapists".

Dagger aka Garnet was next, Dreamlines because he's "The only summon not to be found in FFVIII", and ChaoticBahamut due to the fact that " I hated his summon... It also took to long".

Beyond that, it was another mass of bohemian voting, along the lines of Phoenix by Kaii and Doomtrain from Kuluvila.

And so it's farewell to the mutt from hell...

Typoon
Bahamut
Asura
Titan
Alexander
Magus Sisters
Mist
Brothers
Chocobo
Golem
Yojimbo
Atomos
Siren
Carbuncle
Anima
Knights of the Round
Valefor
Ixion
Quezacotl
Odin
Ramuh
Eden
Cerberus

Dragging up that last Question, I enquired as to what your created Summon would look like.

Answers went from the quite distinct;

"Chlorous is one big dragon. After being summoned, he comes out in a form of fire-into-water-into-ice. That fades, and reveals the beast. Picture Bahamut with Leviathan's wings, and you've pretty much got it. I might have to do a pic sometime. If I were genuinely an artist, I would've showcased him aeons ago"

from Shned (nice pun, by the way), to the rather vague;

"A blob. With wings. And a pony"

of Aether.

BZero went 'familiar made strange' with "Neptune looks kinda like a land-sealion... A lion basically. Except it lives in the ocean", whilst Kiggs didn't wish to give restrict her Summon too much in "Eleseon is humanoid, with short purple hair and black wings. Outfits vary."

"'Twould have big black feathery wings. Rather like an evil Phoenix" was Vivi also turning the familiar on its head, whilst, finally, Xenonstar linked us to a picture to discover the appearance of his Summon - here

Time to introduce the new

Question of the Round

Which existing Summon would you pair with antman, or alternatively what Summon would you create for him?

'Existing Summon' can be any that has appeared in Survivor 3.

Have fun

Completely Random Thing

In the next two Round's, the two Summon's with the most Eviction votes will be Evicted, but still only one Summon will be able to gain Immunity.

Miscellaneous Business

- krikie didn't bold her votes, thus they were not counted.

- Special mention has to go to SiouxMoonMage, who I believe posted the single longest message ever in Survivor outside of my commentaries. Well done that man!

Right, here's your list;

Ifrit
Shiva
Leviathan
Phoenix
Hades
Diablos
Doomtrain
Tonberry
Cactuar

I'm off to buy that doggy in the window. See you all tomorrow!

***BZero*** · Aug 3, 2005, 10:30 PM

Evict: Ifrit
Immunize: Cactuar

QotR: Uh... The Magus Sisters...

Minion · Aug 3, 2005, 10:34 PM

Evict: Hades
If I start a bandwagon, I demand compensation.
Immune: Cactuar

QotR: You look like a Valefor fan. That or Bahamut.

Sioux · Aug 3, 2005, 10:36 PM

Evict: Diablos While, I'll continue my assault upon him even though alot of people seem to be favoring him for god knows what reason.

Immunity: Hades He is the freakin' king of darkness people, leave him alone. You bandwagoning gang rapists took his puppy, what more do you want!?!?!?

QoTR: I would create a massive armored and great horned Ant for him to summon at his will. It would have around it a shimmering Aura that shot forth from it great fiery arcs that consumed all in it's path of destruction. The ant would also have massive wings that would once flapped bring horribly destructive gail force winds that would shear anything and everything in their paths into literally nothing. The ant's breath would be a toxic chemical gas that would melt concrete and dissolve living beings as if they were made of butter. It eyes would turn all it saw into stone and the ant would let forth from its venomous maw a great screech that would shake the earth's very foundations and bring an end to all life in hearing distance. This evil spawn would be at antman's control and would forever follow his commands even in death. None of it's awesome powers could ever affect nor harm it's master in anyway and it would follow him to the far off ends of the earth if it had to just to hear his comforting voice and feel his reassuring touch. A truly magnificent creature that would always be forever in antman's control.

Kaii · Aug 4, 2005, 12:00 AM

I am evicting Phoenix, and I would make antman a ferocious and evil table lamp.

Kiggs · Aug 4, 2005, 12:13 AM

Evict: Hades

Immunize: Shiva

QotR: I would pair antman up with Shiva. Simply because he deserves the coolest summon.

Get it? Coolest!? Shiva!?

LAUGH, DAMMIT!

krikie · Aug 4, 2005, 12:29 AM

Haha

Uhm

Oops.

Evict: Ifirit. You weren't very pleasing to the eye anyway. And I know that I just said nobody cares what they look like, but I changed my mind.

Immunity: Hades

QotR: I'd have to agree on the magus sisters ..

Xenonstar · Aug 4, 2005, 12:29 AM

Evict: Hades.
Immunize: Doomtrain.

Meh. Don't feel like adding commentary today.

***Aether*** · Aug 4, 2005, 02:36 AM

Evict: Doomtrain
Immunity: Leviathan
QOTR: I believe our host would find a large fluffy duck the most relevent.

***Sylverline*** · Aug 4, 2005, 05:16 AM

Immunize Hades you bunch of cocks you.
evict doomtrain

Now if I was feeling random enough I would carry a sign on the rollercoaster I'm about to go on saying "free the Magus'" or some other witty comment, but I really can't be arsed...yeah I'm going around in circles. Bugger. *shakes fist* Just you wait. I'll think of a cunning plan.