Oct 15, 2005, 10:26 PM
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Me, me, me.
I am hearby perhaps the most bored/tired person currently online.
Entertain me, fools.
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Oct 15, 2005, 10:29 PM
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Yeah, bitch! Magnets!
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 WAKE UP! 
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Oct 15, 2005, 10:48 PM
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I see London, I see France. I see Shneddy's underpants.
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Oct 16, 2005, 12:45 AM
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"JUST HAVE HOT DEMON-SEX ALREADY!!"
Adam would know of what I speak.
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Oct 16, 2005, 03:50 AM
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Bored? Did you not see what Aki posted? XD
Alriiight. A joke then. An eighteen year-old virgin girl has a bad day, so she goes to visit her priest after hours in his office. Late that evening, she goes to his office for guidance and confession. "Father, I called a man a son-of-a-bitch yesterday." " Why did you call him a son-of-a-bitch?" the priest asked. " Because, Father, he touched me on my arm without permission." " Do you mean like this?" he asked, as he touched her arm. " Yes, Father." " That's no reason for calling him a son-of-a-bitch." " But, Father, he also touched my breasts." " Do you mean like this?" he asked, as he touched her breasts. " Yes, Father." " That's no reason to call him a son-of-a-bitch." " But, Father, he took off my clothes." " Do you mean like this?" he asked, as he removed her clothes. " Yes, father." " That's no reason to call him a son-of-a-bitch." " But, Father, then he put his you-know-what in my you-know-where." " Do you mean like this?" he asked, as he put his you-know-what in her you- know-where." " Yes, Father." " That's no reason to call him a son-of-a-bitch." " But, Father, he has herpes! Remarked the Father, "That son-of-a-bitch!"
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Oct 16, 2005, 04:44 PM
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Final Warning
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Okay, that ruled.
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Oct 16, 2005, 05:15 PM
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Ownáge.
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Oct 16, 2005, 10:28 PM
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-=Paizuri Tatsujin=-
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Doodlebop goes to the doctor complaining of constant headaches.
The doctor said, "Doodlebop, the good news is I can cure your headaches. The bad news is that it will require castration. You have a very rare condition, which causes your testicles to press on your spine and the pressure creates one hell of a headache. The only way to relieve the pressure is to remove the testicles." Doodlebop was shocked and depressed. He wondered if he had anything to live for. He had no choice but to go under the knife. When he left the hospital, he was without a headache for the first time in 20 years, but he felt like he was missing an important part of himself. As he walked down the street, he realized that he felt like a different person. He could make a new beginning and live a new life. He saw a men's clothing store and thought, "That's what I need... a new suit." He entered the shop and told the salesman, "I'd like a new suit." The elderly tailor eyed him briefly and said, "Let's see... size 44 long." Doodlebop laughed, "That's right, how did you know?" "Been in the business 60 years!" the tailor said. Doodlebop tried on the suit.. it fit perfectly. As Doodlebop admired himself in the mirror, the salesman asked, "How about a new shirt?" Doodlebop thought for a moment and then said, "Sure." The salesman eyed Doodlebop and said, "Let's see, 34 sleeves and 16-1/2 neck." Doodlebop was surprised, That's right, how did you know?" "Been in the business 60 years." Doodlebop tried on the shirt and it fit perfectly. Doodlebop walked comfortably around the shop and the salesman asked, "How about some new underwear?" Doodlebop thought for a moment and said, "Sure." The salesman said, "Let's see.. size 36." Doodlebop laughed, "Ah ha! I got you, I've worn a size 34 since I was 18 years old." The salesman shook his head, "You can't wear a size 34. A size 34 would press your testicles up against the base of your spine and give you one hell of a headache." New suit - £400 New shirt - £36 New underwear - £6 Second Opinion - PRICELESS
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Oct 17, 2005, 02:19 PM
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Yeah, bitch! Magnets!
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OH MY GOD. That officially kicks a whole solar system full of royal asses.
...damn. I cannot stop laughing.
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Oct 17, 2005, 04:58 PM
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Quality.
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Oct 17, 2005, 05:01 PM
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XD
Owned.
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Oct 17, 2005, 05:28 PM
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Fuck boredom.
Family Guy season one for £8 =D
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Oct 17, 2005, 07:09 PM
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Quote:
Secondly Blank....XDDDDDDDD that is just XDDD
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Oct 17, 2005, 07:10 PM
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Family Guy is the absolute American approved way to cure boredom.
I don't know why I know this....Call the CDC or something....
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Oct 17, 2005, 07:41 PM
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uhh...
look at Doodle's Random GIF!! Yea, zap the fuck up!
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