I need either a voiced contribution or something written in words for my part on the radio. Time's a factor, and your cooperation and response would be greatly appreciated. Don't necessarily need something from everyone, but something would be good. So who you know who you are, I'm talking to:
Beatrix the Goddess
Minion (even though you're doing the show).
I'm aware several of you can't do it, and aren't around, so this is just a quick thing for the frequent posters who can make things happen. Help me out, and you'll be rewarded handsomely.
I knew you loved me and guessing that I was right by assuming you were laughing with me and not at me. Because I was assuming it was at me all this time so then I apologize for calling you a bunch of wankers before if you didn't already know.Really, half of you are a bunch of wankers anyway since you aren't American and live in some country I'll never care to visit anyway!
So now, I love you all and take back everything I ever said bad about all of you.I shall sacrifice a pet store full of kittens to show how sorry I really am. I mean, you all over looked myother attributes (artistic, athletic, handsome, most ambitious, most likely to win a noble prize, and just best person overall) however my fellow nominees did deserve them too, but really, gotta be honest with yourselves next time as theres no need to give sympathy votes to other people.
And since I get the chance to bring this up... what does it mean "potential comedian" anyways? I'm not a full on complete comedian? I make you all freaking laugh enough... yet really... when it comes down to it... I'm not complete comedian material... that I still have to freaking prove myself... possibly in 2006 to be an actual comedian? What do I need to do? Get on some makeup and put on a red nose? Maybe... MAYBE if you all had to chance to meet me in real life then I be just BEST 2005 COMEDIAN!!!! AND NOT "POTENTIAL" BEST 2005 comedian... I mean, no one else won BEST POTENTIAL ADMIN or BEST POTENTIAL SMART PERSON; no really, you probably do make us laugh but you aren't good enough to be a real comedian. Thanks for telling me I have a long ways to go. Guess I'll have to put my ass on a stage and not make threads by finding crap online and post them on some forum.
In conclusion, I wouldn't have been where I am if it wasn't for all you wankers who gave a crap for what I posted. <3 <3 <3
Too long? I'll edit it when I find the time.
Last edited by Sofa King; Jan 11, 2006 at 06:44 AM.
Well, I'll just lay it out like this...for you to say for me as my computer is refusing to download a nice little adobe addition program thingy.
"I'm the best of the new members...apparantly, even though I am really not that new...Also, I am quite the CB whore. I find the UFF Site to be one of the best forums I have ever frequented and I'll continue to be here until the day the site dies either a gracious slow wine like death or an intense pain filled one that scars people forever. One last point from me...Chex Mix is awesome for quelling hunger pains."