UFFSite: Staff Vs. Members

Mikayla · Jul 11, 2006, 06:30 AM

In the Land of UFF, There are many kinds of people. You have your basic community. The Staff members, and then your usual Members.

See, The Staff runs like this. You have your upper-class, Webmasters and Admins, Middle-class, Supermods and Mods, and then Lower-class, the Members.

Now, When time comes, All the Staff from each class decides to choose only one member from each class and join in a meeting to make the UFF community a safe place.

Webmasters
Mike
*Alex
Phil

Admins
*Beatrix the Goddess
Il Palazzo
Kuro
Ozma Omega

Supermods
Dr. Flux
Mizuki
*Nikki

Mods
Aether
Beastly
BZero
*Miko
Mysterious Being
Teef

Now see, All is well in the land of UFF. The Webmasters made the laws. The Admins enforced the laws, The Supermods and the Mods guided the laws.

Down Yonder in the Member's section, a band of thieves grouped together. Now, Had this just been any other Band of members, This story would have no point now would it?

UFFSite: Staff Vs. Members

Upon the Arrival of Tim, The Band of thieves sat down at a table to discus their group Name. Now, Being a Band of 3 isn't much, but they have to start somewhere.

Tim: I suggest STARWARS

Krikie:... Thats a Stupid Name. No.

Tim: Is Not! When Everyone sees us, they will be all "Here comes the Band of thieves, STARWARS"

Lyra: No No, I say we call ourselves "Band o' Thieves"

Krikie: Or-Or you know. We can decide to be Pirates and sa-

Tim: SHHH-We band together for one reason.

Lyra: Yeah. That isn't why we are here. We came to work out a Plan remember?

Tim: Yeah, Yeah. Just that STARWARS Sounded cool.

Sighing, Tim stood up and looked around for a Mod in sight.

Tim: Krikie, I thought you said a Mod came in here once a day.

Krikie: Out sick?

Just then someone busted through the door and groaned.

Miko: It is pouring out there.

Miko walked in and shook her hair from the wet rain. She looked over at Tim, Lyra and Krikie and cocked her eyebrow and smirked.

Miko: Whats up guys. Playing nice I hope

Tim: Miko. You're a stupid backwater dykefuck cuntface. I pissed in Lyra's Glass of Water and I screamed at a newbie today.

A Few minutes pass

Krikie: Make sure to Write from the Staff Jail ok?

Tim: Don't worry. Everything is going as planned.

Lyra: Tim... While your leaving now. Did you... Did you really Piss in my water?

Tim: ... Did you really believe me when I told you it was just Apple Juice?

End of Chapter

Of course, Just starting.

It is really a war against Staff and members. Bare with me. I'll also accept some other members who want to join in, or any staff that really wants to stand out. I'm not sure if I can get to you all, but yeah.

Not so long now due to me being forced to write the chapter fast and that I've been talking with someone on and off (That and The begining is never long), so bare with me

krikie · Jul 11, 2006, 06:33 AM

It sounds just like Tim! <3

And by the way, I WILL become a pirate whether you like it or not :|

Tim · Jul 11, 2006, 06:36 AM

Excellent. You are win, and so is this story.

Haywire · Jul 11, 2006, 11:30 AM

Awesomeness, I can't wait for the next chapter, and feel free to throw me in if you need another character, although I'm sure there'll be plenty of other volunteers.

Sioux · Jul 11, 2006, 12:56 PM

Go Creativity! Glad I could help in inspiring this last night, and it looks good, sadly I was also in the naming process...

I feel left out...

***Aether*** · Jul 11, 2006, 01:12 PM

Ah, this brings back good memories. I've been waiting for something in this vein to fill the void since Frei wrote her stories.

Mig · Jul 11, 2006, 02:42 PM

Haha, awesome. Count me in if you so need.

Xenonstar · Jul 11, 2006, 05:06 PM

Reminds me of that massive unfinished epic AP and Teef created years ago.

Kaii · Jul 11, 2006, 05:16 PM

XD Haha, this sounds really interesting, but I keep wanting to know what happens during these "few minutes" that pass. I feel like I'm missing out on Tim's insults. MORE INSULTING PEOPLE! :<

Speaking of which, can I be in it too

?

Quote:

Originally Posted by Xenonstar

Reminds me of that massive unfinished epic AP and Teef created years ago.

I can't believe someone else remembers that. It was great, but I doubt it was a coincidence it ended right when I was introduced ;p

Roger · Jul 11, 2006, 06:51 PM

I so need to get killed off

Class idea - I've always wanted to see a Minion vs Nikki fight

ShimmyDylan7777 · Jul 11, 2006, 06:54 PM

This is great! I love it! Continue with it

I wonder... if I could join the story. Maybe I could be an anti-theif-member. Or, should I go with the gang. Maybe a new gang?!

Dun dun dun.

Sam · Jul 11, 2006, 08:27 PM

That was...Awesome!

*offers self forward if tragic death, badass with gun or marriage at gun point are needed.*

I'm amazed at how well you captured the diaologue, great job. Keep it up

Kat · Jul 11, 2006, 08:39 PM

Ooh! Miko writing a Staff VS Members story? XD This could get interesting..

Lyra · Jul 11, 2006, 09:20 PM

Tim pissed in my drink!
The bastard.

He dosn't deserve to be in The Band o' Theives.

"Look! Here come the band of theives, 'Band o' Theives'!"

That works like a charm.
Better then STARWARS.

Good job Rabbit

mudpie · Jul 12, 2006, 12:55 AM

Excellent story. xP

Poor Lyra. I'm sure she'll get her revenge.

Fit me in if you need to.