In the Land of UFF, There are many kinds of people. You have your basic community. The Staff members, and then your usual Members.
See, The Staff runs like this. You have your upper-class, Webmasters and Admins, Middle-class, Supermods and Mods, and then Lower-class, the Members.
Now, When time comes, All the Staff from each class decides to choose only one member from each class and join in a meeting to make the UFF community a safe place.
*Beatrix the Goddess
Now see, All is well in the land of UFF. The Webmasters made the laws. The Admins enforced the laws, The Supermods and the Mods guided the laws.
Down Yonder in the Member's section, a band of thieves grouped together. Now, Had this just been any other Band of members, This story would have no point now would it?
UFFSite: Staff Vs. Members
Upon the Arrival of Tim
, The Band of thieves sat down at a table to discus their group Name. Now, Being a Band of 3 isn't much, but they have to start somewhere.
I suggest STARWARS
... Thats a Stupid Name. No.
Is Not! When Everyone sees us, they will be all "Here comes the Band of thieves, STARWARS
No No, I say we call ourselves "Band o' Thieves"
Or-Or you know. We can decide to be Pirates and sa-
SHHH-We band together for one reason.
Yeah. That isn't why we are here. We came to work out a Plan remember?
Yeah, Yeah. Just that STARWARS
Sighing, Tim stood up and looked around for a Mod in sight.
Krikie, I thought you said a Mod came in here once a day.
Just then someone busted through the door and groaned.
It is pouring out there.
Miko walked in and shook her hair from the wet rain. She looked over at Tim, Lyra and Krikie and cocked her eyebrow and smirked.
Whats up guys. Playing nice I hope
Miko. You're a stupid backwater dykefuck cuntface. I pissed in Lyra's Glass of Water and I screamed at a newbie today.
A Few minutes pass
Make sure to Write from the Staff Jail ok?
Don't worry. Everything is going as planned.
Tim... While your leaving now. Did you... Did you really Piss in my water?
... Did you really believe me when I told you it was just Apple Juice?
End of Chapter
Of course, Just starting.
It is really a war against Staff and members. Bare with me. I'll also accept some other members who want to join in, or any staff that really wants to stand out. I'm not sure if I can get to you all, but yeah.
Not so long now due to me being forced to write the chapter fast and that I've been talking with someone on and off (That and The begining is never long), so bare with me